Diagnostics
A spoof pharmaceutical commercial made to open Bracco's 2023 National Sales Meeting — selling the sales team their own digital toolkit as a miracle pill, complete with five-star testimonials, serious sales reactions and one very confident blue horse.
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Back in 2023, "agent" still meant James Bond — or the active ingredient on a drug label. So when Bracco wanted its sales force to fall for a new set of digital tools, we did the on-the-nose thing: we packaged them as a pharmaceutical agent.
The toolkit became DIGI-HANCE™ — a "digital-based agent" — pitched in the one format every pharma rep knows by heart: the drug commercial. Indications, glowing testimonials, a spokes-character with a licence to sell, a packshot with a rocket, and the obligatory wall of safety copy. Three years later, "agent" means something else entirely. Turns out we were pitching one before agents were cool. Made at customedialabs; I took the film end-to-end — 3D character build, animation and edit — with character concept and opening frames by Lila Diavati.
The film opens as a mixed-media scrapbook of 2022 — halftone mountains, cut-out photography, a rep riding a paper rocket — until a UFO beams down 2023 in the shape of a pill. From there the visual system goes full pharma: a sunny yellow pack, macro dissolve beats, benefit callouts and starfield testimonials, all played perfectly straight.
Every miracle drug needs a spokesman. Freddie is a blue horse in an electric-blue suit — pompadour, round glasses, a grin with far too many teeth — posed after a certain Wembley showman the sales floor would recognise. From Lila Diavati's 2D concept, I built, shaded, rigged and animated him in Cinema 4D. Here's the make-of.
The comedy only works if the form is played straight. The film borrows the full grammar of a pharma spot — soft camera pushes, dissolve macros, benefit callouts, a triumphant packshot — and cuts it to a driving rock track so the parody lands beat by beat.



A drug ad isn't a drug ad without the safety crawl — so the film ends with a full Important Safety Information section, written line by line in genuine regulatory voice.
"WARNING: SERIOUS SALES REACTIONS." Contraindicated for reps with a known hypersensitivity to free time. Side effects include better communication and an overall pleasant sales experience. It scrolls at real-ad speed, cites real references and closes on a real-looking compliance code — the joke committed all the way to the last frame.
"Digital never sleeps, so we can." DIGI-HANCE™ — a registered trademark of an agent that was never real.